My Existence

I’m not a reviewer, writer or none of that jazz.  Unless Apple were to start singing a new tune, I’ll always be an avid AAF - Anti-Apple Fan.  Yeah, I just made that up.

The things I dislike about Apple:

1. The “buzz” that gets generated over their products.
2. The features that said products have that are made out to be innovative or never before seen.
3. The missing features that consumers ignore and never question the lack of.
4. The cost of their products.
5. The restrictiveness of their products or services.
6. The fact that any monkey can use them.

So, I’m going to break this down point by point over the next week and apply my dislikes against the newly minted Apple iPad, I hope.  I have a tendency to take my time with things, so unfortunately for anyone reading this, it could take me a month.  This is what being a “real” blogger is all about, how it started - Writing thoughts and feelings about a topic WITHOUT having to worry about a deadline, time frame or pressure from a manufacturer.

And hey, Apple?  Want to try and sway a hater?  Send me some stuff!  LOL - I’d be more than happy to review an iPad for example, but I will *never* be caught dead paying for one, sorry.  Just not for me I don’t think and will never get an opportunity to flesh one out otherwise.

So please, stay tuned and feel free to contact me on Twitter, through a Google service, Skype, MSN or Ovi at the screen name Inacurate to give me a nudge or poke me with hot irons to get moving!