My Existence

To follow the biggest band-wagon on the interwebz, I am hereby dubbing all content updates on my blog here to be a part of the “2.0″ age of the net!  As such, I will do my best to ensure the following few key points that seem to be cropping up everywhere on news sites, blogs and other locales through which important topics are digested to the sheep huddled over their desk staring at their screen.  Hopefully, what is on their screen is SFW!

• I will routinely get easily verified facts horribly wrong.
• I will without hesitation, misquote every single noteworthy person.
• I will also assume I knew what they were TRYING to say, and speak for them.
• I will also bia unbiasedly give you my opini the facts on important things.
• In that spirit, I will allow you to draw your OWN conclusions on the subject at hand, not trying to sway your thoughts.
• So long as you read what I say and agree with it as if it were carved in stone.
• If any reader of my updates gets unruly, I will without hesitation block their access to my site.*
• Unless they pay me.  Or give me cool free stuff.  Or they..wait, SFW!
• When I review items, software or games; I will of course ensure that my review is not based on the actual product, but small snippets of comments from other people and how I perceive the product should behave.  Please see the first bullet for further clarification.

So, if you are Nokia, Apple, Google, Microsoft, any PC game developer, any 360 developer or anyone with a boat load of cash you would like for me to review, please contact me!  On top of reviewing your product, for a small fee I can assure you that your product will receive a favorable** review by me and the patrons of my site will know they want to buy it!

So please contact me today!

*Individuals are deemed unruly by me and as such I reserve the right to deem anyone who disagrees with me unruly.

**Unless of course your competitor pays me more than you did to write an unfavorable review, in which case I will contact you and let you know that, giving you a chance*** to pay me MORE than they did to publish a good review.

***Your competitor will also be given a chance** to increase their fee.